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First rub on the grill

Wake Up With Hugh Johnson's Big Morning Rub

Dropping January 2027

Our coffee rub is bold, a little smoky and up before you are. Small batches, made in Bonney Lake, for people who take their meat seriously and themselves not at all.

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Hugh Johnson's Big Rub

All-purpose. Goes on everything. Size matters.

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Pork Whisperer

Sweet heat that sweet-talks a pork butt.

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Thick & Saucy

Carolina gold. Mustard-tangy and unapologetically thick.

Hot sauce · Coming soon

Morning Glory

Coffee chipotle hot sauce. Rise and shine.

Wear the Meat

Let the whole cul-de-sac know who smokes the best brisket on the block.

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Smoke Show Hoodie

Heavyweight black hoodie. Smells like hickory after one cook.

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Hugh's Lid

Black trucker snapback. Keeps the sun off your bald spot.

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Meat Sweats Tee

Soft black tee. Rated for 14-hour brisket sessions.

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Hugh's Apron of Shame

For when the sauce goes everywhere. And it will.

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Koozie + Sticker Pack

Keep your beer cold and your cooler classy-ish.

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